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A bit of fun part 3

And so....

Hon Jeffry Smith,

I've contacted Western Union and they inform me that the transaction has successfully been processed. I've provided you with the information they supplied to me and now I urgently advise you to comply with my demand to release my sooty ol' pal, Reynold.

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? Reynold and I would, every chance we could. The late nights of drinking beer and smoking joints on the airboat... Listening to the alligators while the moon would shine so bright that you wouldn't need your headlamps or flashlights. Reynold and I would be overtaken with the grandeur of our situation that we'd converse for hours until the birds started chirping at the first blue light of dawn...

Please hurry...

I remain,

Mike Jorgensen

c/o www.ChatWithAnArmadillo.com

Lake Okeechobee, Airboat #41

Florida, America, USA, World

More of the same from them:

On Apr 25, 2008, at 4:42 AM, <unitedamericaembassy_usa@ubbi.com> <unitedamericaembassy_usa@ubbi.com> wrote:

U.S. Department of State
Bureau of Consular Affairs
Washington , DC 20520

Greeting from USA Embassy,

THIS MAIL IS ONLY FOR THE OWNER OF THIS E-MAIL ADDRESS

Attention: SIR Mike Jorgensen,

Please send the Western Union reciepts with ,text questions and answer and other informations needed to receive the money.

Please treat this as matter of urgency .

Note that any uncliamed consignment will be returned to FedEx Xpress courier company ltd after 3 days of this notice.

So you are urgently advised to comply with our demands so that we will release your consignment.

Hon Jeffry Smith.

Public Relation Officer United State Embassy.

FROM UNITED STATE EMBASSY.

__________________________________________________

Todavía no tenés tu Ubbi Mail? Obtenelo ahora! - http://mail.ubbi.com

Descargá Gratis el nuevo Internet Explorer 6.0, el mejor software para actualizar tu PC. Hacé click acá.

A bit of fun part 2

Success! A Reply!

From: unitedamericaembassy_usa@ubbi.com
Date: April 23, 2008 6:36:29 AM EDT
To: mike@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx.com
Subject: Public Relation Officer United State Embassy.Urgent
Reply-To: unitedamericaembassy_usa@ubbi.com

U.S. Department of State

Bureau of Consular Affairs

Washington , DC 20520

Greeting from USA Embassy,

THIS MAIL IS ONLY FOR THE OWNER OF THIS E-MAIL ADDRESS

Attention: SIR Mike Jorgensen,

Please send the Western Union reciepts with ,text questions and answer and other informations needed to receive the money.

Please treat this as matter of urgency .

Note that any uncliamed consignment will be returned to FedEx Xpress courier company ltd after 3 days of this notice.

So you are urgently advised to comply with our demands so that we will release your consignment.

Hon Jeffry Smith.

Public Relation Officer United State Embassy.

FROM UNITED STATE EMBASSY.

__________________________________________________

Todavía no tenés tu Ubbi Mail? Obtenelo ahora! - http://mail.ubbi.com

Descargá Gratis el nuevo Internet Explorer 6.0, el mejor software para actualizar tu PC. Hacé click acá.

And then I wrote:

Hon Jeffry Smith,

Thank you so much for your kind reply. It will be a joyous day when I am reunited with the deliciously dusty remains of my cremated pet armadillo, Reynold.


I've received your instructions and here is the information you require:

Receivers............. ...Name:Mr. David Williams Abudi Chiro
City..........................Cotonou
Country ....................Benin
System......................Hoth
Code..........................229
Preference................Goatse
Test ..........................Question: Are you the right owner
Answer ...................Yes
Test 2........................Two girls
Answer......................One cup
Amount....................$210.00
Control Number: 8675309EIEIN

Delivery Address:

Mike Jorgensen
c/o www.SexyArmadillos.com
Lake Okeechobee, Shack #18
Florida, America, USA, World
I look forward to hearing from you.

I'll keep you posted.

A bit of fun.

So, this showed up in my inbox today:

U.S. Department of State
Bureau of Consular Affairs
Washington , DC 20520
Greeting from USA Embassy,

THIS MAIL IS ONLY FOR THE OWNER OF THIS E-MAIL ADDRESS

Attention: Friend,

This is to notify you that your package has been in our custody waiting for your comply before the delivery will be effected to your delivery address. We have been waiting for you to contact us regarding your package that FedEx Express suppose to deliver to your address which was put on hold by US Department of State Bureau requesting for clearance certificate which will be obtained from the origination country of the package before it will be released/subsequent delivery to your home address.

After the meeting held by our board of director which was concluded that the delivery of your consignment to your address must be completed within three working days upon your comply to our requirements which is by sending the sum of $210.00 to enable us obtain the needed certificate and effect the delivery of your package immediately.

Note that your package has been arrived in US embassy and waiting to receive clearance certificate before the gate pass is given.

Meanwhile, you are adviced to reconfirm the below information upon
contacting us to avoid delivery to wrong person.
=================================================
Full name........................
address: ..........................
Phone: ...........................
==============================================
Once you notify us with the above information we will release/deliver your consignment to you.

You can contact us on the contact name and e-mail address below,
Contact person, Hon Jeffry Smith
EMAIL: unitedamericaembassy_usa@ubbi.com

Note that you are expected to pay only $210.00 for clearance certificate and you are to pay it to Benin Republic as the origination country of the consignment box in favour of MR DAVID WILLIAMS ABUDI as our accountant officer in Benin Republic.

Send the $210.00 through western union or Money Gram once you receive this mail with the information below for immediate release/delivery of your package.

Receivers............. ...Name:Mr. David Williams Abudi Chiro
City..........................Cotonou
Country ....................Benin
Code..........................229
Test ..........................Question: Are you the right owner
Answer ...................Yes
Amount....................$210.00

Once you send the money, try to notify us through e-mail with the MTCN for easy pick up by our accountant in Benin Republic and for immediate action on the release/delivery of your package.

Please treat this as matter of urgency .

Note that any uncliamed consignment will be returned to FedEx Xpress courier company ltd after 3 days of this notice.

So you are urgently advised to comply with our demands so that we will release your consignment.


Hon Jeffry Smith.
Public Relation Officer United State Embassy.
FROM UNITED STATE EMBASSY.

So, as you can tell, this is really serious business, I replied almost immediately to ensure that this situation could be addressed appropriately:

Hon Jeffry Smith,

Thank you so much for your email. I have been waiting for this package as it contains the ashes of my dearest, and dead pet armadillo, Reynold.

I have sent the $210.00 via Western Union to:

Hon Jeffry Smith
US Dept of State
Bureau of Consular Affairs
Washington, DC 20520

Please let me know when you receive the money. I have sorely missed my Reynold & intend to sprinkle some of his ashes on my front lawn as well as use some in my famous lemon chicken with ashed armadillo and basil risotto that has the critics raving! It has been a long time since I've seen or tasted him. There was an incident on our vacation to Benin last winter which, to make a long story short, required me to kill poor Reynold so that the militants (they were _so_ pissed that we crashed their party) would respect & honor me, and thereby released me back to my beloved swampy home. After I gained their trust and admiration, they ensured me that they would cremate him and send the remains back to me.

I am so elated that these seemingly volatile men have made good on their promise and my reunion with Reynold is lip-smackingly near!


The address to send the package is:

Mike Jorgensen
Lake Okeechobee
Florida, America, USA

Kindest regards

Mike Jorgensen

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