Saturday, April 26, 2008

A bit of fun part 3

And so....

Hon Jeffry Smith,

I've contacted Western Union and they inform me that the transaction has successfully been processed. I've provided you with the information they supplied to me and now I urgently advise you to comply with my demand to release my sooty ol' pal, Reynold.

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? Reynold and I would, every chance we could. The late nights of drinking beer and smoking joints on the airboat... Listening to the alligators while the moon would shine so bright that you wouldn't need your headlamps or flashlights. Reynold and I would be overtaken with the grandeur of our situation that we'd converse for hours until the birds started chirping at the first blue light of dawn...

Please hurry...

I remain,

Mike Jorgensen
Lake Okeechobee, Airboat #41
Florida, America, USA, World

More of the same from them:

U.S. Department of State
Bureau of Consular Affairs
Washington , DC 20520
Greeting from USA Embassy,
THIS MAIL IS ONLY FOR THE OWNER OF THIS E-MAIL ADDRESS
Attention: SIR Mike Jorgensen,

Please send the Western Union reciepts with ,text questions and answer and other informations needed to receive the money.
Please treat this as matter of urgency .
Note that any uncliamed consignment will be returned to FedEx Xpress courier company ltd after 3 days of this notice.
So you are urgently advised to comply with our demands so that we will release your consignment.
Hon Jeffry Smith.
Public Relation Officer United State Embassy.
FROM UNITED STATE EMBASSY.

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1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sir Mike Jorgensen,

I'm lacing up my LOLLERSKATES as I leave you this comment. Thanks for the updates and the laffs! I hope Reynold finds his way home. It'd be a heartwarming tale like Babe, Pig in the City or maybe even Turner and Hooch (after the dog gets shot, but before tom hanks' career takes off).

Keep reaching for the stars.

Sincerely,
Bill S. Preston, ESQ.

Monday, 28 April, 2008  

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